TKO'd in the first round.......

To fully appreciate this post............

imagine with me the introduction to this boxing match being announced as it would be at a real event......


"In this cor-na.............AGIRLLLLLL THE GORRRRR-GEOUS!"

"And, in this cor-na...........COOOOOOOOOFFEE TAAAAAAABLE!"

**Disclaimer: at the advice of our attorney, this is not a picture of "the" 'actual' coffee table that participated in this match-up. In the event of any pursued legal action, we were advised not to reveal his 'true' identity!"

FIRST BELL!!!

And...............she's off!

Agirl the Gorgeous rounds the corner, coming out of Aunt Suzanne's den!

Here she comes.............flying into the sunken living room...........headed straight for her Mom, who is seated on the couch.

She trips...................she flies...................

she hits cheek first.....................into Coffee Table!!!

As you can see folks, she has the battle scars to prove what a fighter she is! Look at that face! That strength of will! That determination! There is no backing down!

When told by Mom that she would probably have a black eye, she did reportedly cry and scream, "But I don't want my eye to turn black!! I like my blue eyes!!"

That's all there was to that fight folks!!